ALPHABET SOUP
To those who may have thought it couldn't be done...
and to those who may have thought it shouldn't be done...
here are the alphabetical and alliterative insults hurled at Limbaugh in their entirety:
1. A was for - Ackkkk! Another a$$h*&!

2. B was for... Brainless, Bellowing Buffoon
3. C was for...Colossal Cretin
4. D was for...Dangerously, Delusional, Douche-y Dick

5. E was for...Egregious, Error-prone Exasperater
6. F was for...Fremescent, Fallacious, Fatuous, Fanfaron
7. G was for...Glib, Gauche, Grotesque, Gaumless, Graveolent, Gastroboletus Scabrosus
8. H was for...Hideous, Hateful Horror

9. I was for...Inconceivably Idiotic, Ignorant Imbecile
10. J was for...Jabbering, Jaded, Judgmental, Jacobin, Jolterheaded Jackass
11. K was for...Karmically Doomed, Know-it-all Kvetch
12. L was for...Limbaugh: Lamentably Loathsome, Loud Mouthed, Limp Dicked, Lying Louse

13. M was for...Mephitic, Mordant, Mucid, Moronic, Micro-Phallic Meathead
14. N was for...Nay-Saying, No Goodnik, Nit Wit, Nincompoop, Nutcase, Neanderthal
15. O was for...Obdurate, Oblique, Obnoxious, Obstreperous, Oaf
16. P was for...Putrified Palmiped, Prolix Prig, Prone to Pravity...per PJ

17. Q was for...Quaggy, Quite Querulous and Quarrelsome without Qualms, uneQuivocably Qualified to make me Queasy, Quack
18. R was for...Reprehensible, Raging, Repulsive, Rabid, Ruthless, Rampaging, Reprobate
19. S was for...Sardonic, Scelestic, Sophomoric, Sleazy, Shiftless, Sanctimonious Scoundrel
20. T was for...Terrible, Temerarious, Torturous, Thersitical, Twisted Tabanid

21. U was for...Unusually cruel, narrow-minded, bigoted, angry, short-sighted, bombastic and hateful
22. V was for...Vexing, Venomous, Vitriolic, Vigorous in Vainglory, Virose, Vituperative, Villain
23. W was for...
Wiseling, Witless,Wicked, Wrathful Wretch
24. X was for...XXXL, Xenon Xenophobe!

25. Y was for...Yelling, Yakking, Yucky, Yech, Yo!
26. Z was for...Zoophagous, Zymotic, Zero, Zealot and Zoster!

Always hating Limbaugh, PJ


