Warning: It's a bit 'coarse'. If you're easily offended by coarse language, you may want to skip it.
'In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I've noticed that more and more people who send text messagesand emails have long forgotten the art of capitalization. For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the following statement... "Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse." Is everybody clear on that?' |



